“My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great.”




“I have a kingdom and nobody told me that? Come on, how rude is that?”

“Roscoe is your kingdom. Or maybe the internet. Or, you know, you probably rule a largish chunk of Azeroth.”

“Roscoe would be my mighty steed, wouldn’t he? I am pretty sure I don’t own a huge chunk of Azeroth, I’ve got like a farm in Pandaria and that’s it. Itinerant warrior and all that. Or, you know. Warlock.”

“Kings can be itinerant! They used to be, actually, before indoor plumbing and stuff. That’s why nobles had so many manors, they had to move around so there could be cleaning. What kind of kingdom would you want, then?”

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