“My will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great.”




“I have a kingdom and nobody told me that? Come on, how rude is that?”

“Oh, come on, you’d be a spectacular King! You’re always thinking about other people and solving problems. … this is, however, suggesting to me that you do not recognise that quote.”

“I totally know Labyrinth, I’m just objecting to its accuracy because I don’t have a Kingdom, also, not David Bowie or his crotch. …also I thought Kings should be like…care about people, generally? Problem-solving isn’t a King thing, is it?”

“Problem-solving is /so/ a King thing. What do you think they do in councils all day? Kings /fix/ things.” Consideringly, “As manipulative as Jareth, though. You are.”

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