OPEN

clxustrophxbic:

iamthefirechild:

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“My /ass/? Was /intriguing/? Will you please make sense?”

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— — It had been a good idea at the time…!

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[ she gives up ]

“Honey, look — whatever your name is — I’m sure you meant to be flattering, but I’m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to me like a normal human being, fine, great, let’s go. But this staring and stumbling and stuttering just makes me think someone put you up to this as a big joke on me, and I am tired of it. So you go on back to your buddies and you tell them I didn’t fall for your little prank.”

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