Benedict Cumberbatch, Colin Firth and Livia Giuggioli in LA, July 22 2014.
Monthly Archives: December 2014
Cheesy Pick Up lines meme
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?”
“You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!”
“I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.”
“I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!”
“Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.”
“If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.”
“I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”
“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
“Something is wrong with my phone…it’s just that your numbers not in it.”
“If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.”
” Is your name google? Cause you’ve got everything I’m looking for.”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?”
“Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.”
“Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?”
“Can I give you a kiss? I promise I’ll give you it back.”
“Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.”
reblog this if your muse is Not Straight
DAILY OPEN
“Can I at least join you? Please?”
“…Fine. Bu’ no talking. Okay?”
“I make no promises about laughing.”
DAILY OPEN
“Please – there’s a Mythbus’ers marathon on. ‘M no’ ta be bothered for the nex’ several hours.”
“Can I at least join you? Please?”
christmas presents
Summer hoped Ace would at least get a kick out of his presents. She just left them at the head of his bed, near his pillow.
One bag held a half-gallon mason jar of peach pie liquor, and the other, somewhat smaller one, held a pair of Tabasco pattern boxers.
okay so I have to go to the hospital now and visit my dying friend so you know replies and stuff would help me feel better
christmas presents
Summer picked up the last box under her little tree, sparkly Christmas green with a bow on top, and held it out to Isaac. There was no name on it. “Happy Christmas, love,” she said softly.
Isaac’s eyes widened and he was rendered speechless, not yet taking the present from her outstretched hand. He opened and closed his mouth a few times, before tilting his head to the side, not comprehending. “I…but I’ve not…it’s been so long…”
She drew back a little, frowning at him. “Y-you don’t want it?” Her hand started to tremble a little.
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME – Send my character a ❤ and I’ll fill in the form of what my character would do with yours.
BOLD YOUR CHOICES
Affectionate;
Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affectionSex;
Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sexDates;
Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No datesWould my character…
Marry them? Yes | No
Have sex on the first date? Yes | No
Confess their attraction first? Yes | No
Have children/adopt? Yes | No
Die for your character? Yes | No
Cheat on your character? Yes | No
Lie to them? Yes | No
Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
“Please don’t go, I love you.”
“You what?” he asked as he spun around in the door frame to look at her, confused was just the start of what he was feeling right now.
She got up, starting to come to him, but stopped, halfway there. “You don’t believe you should be loved. Do you.” She shook her head, sharply. “You — I can’t change what I feel, Pietro. I’ve seen inside you. I know exactly what I’m getting.”
“No I don’t. Not after everything I’ve been through. Not what I’ve done,” he said in a hushed tone. “You’re getting a killer. A broken man who will probably hurt you in some way. Is that what you really want Summer?”
“I’m asking for a man who threw himself in front of a bullet for me, without even thinking. For the man who wanted to take me on a date to Rome, and brought flowers, and was shy and sweet about it. The man who wants to believe death isn’t a part of being a hero, and is still worried about hurting others.” She looked up at him with a sad smile. “Love doesn’t exclude pain, Pietro. If you hurt me, I’ll heal.
“If you say no, I won’t say anything about it again.”