*kisses the top of his ear* Yes you are. Being an ass is about as familiar to you as it is to me. *nuzzles the back of his ear* Come on, luv, give it up. We all know the grey magic floats around and isn’t kind.
*rolls his eyes but turns his head to properly face her finally* Yeah, but there’s a difference between my usual brand of assholery and…that. And before this, the only grey magic I’ve experienced gave me a verbal tic, and turned me into a rabbit.
*wraps arms around and hugs tight* Well, are you going to just sulk about it, or do something about it? ‘s the thought that counts, right?
Not much to do about it. Even I haven’t mastered retroactive activity. But still. *sits up finally, leaning on his elbows, with her still draped over him* I suppose I could stop moping on the table. I’ll ruin the finish.
*pokes his side* That is SO not what I meant. Although if you talk to Reed — NO. No, I am not going to encourage you to get into recursive time loops over a stupid greyface. Just, I don’t know, say you’re sorry and send flowers.