Too kind, I’m sure. *sweeps a slightly mocking bow* So, anything else I can do for you tonight, sweet lord?
One question. Do you happen to have any information on ‘zombies?’
Actually, I do. Um. Zombies are a catch-all term for a few related things. Basically a zombie is a brain-dead being. In most cases it’s a fully dead being that is reanimated. Originally the idea was animation by magic, but these days it’s usually thought to be a virulent disease of some kind. The magic kind usually have a master who raised them and controls them, but the disease kind tend to be more free. And weird.
Basically, don’t get bitten by one.
It all makes sense now. Free…a reasonless body that can spread a peaceful mind. Useless.
I apologize. Thank you.
*snickers a bit* Oh, there’s nothing peaceful about zombies. Masterless zombies are actually more dangerous; they just roam everywhere, looking for brains to eat. And they’re almost impossible to get rid of.