Less than no pity.

Less than no pity.

I see. In that case, I suppose you had better go talk to him, then. Not much point in staying here if I’m not nice and he’s your bestest friend.
Is that so. Bestest friend. I don’t think he feels the same about you.
Hark at you, telling people how to be! *amused* And where were you, chiya, when things went to hell? *kindly, but a little cutting*
Reminder, chiya: he asked me to. I wasn’t trying to hurt you, just scare you a bit.
You shouldn’t push Tony so hard. He asked me to, after all. *pets greyface* There, there, I won’t do it anymore.
You came to me, not the other way ‘round, chiya. *raises eyebrows* Do you want me to do it again? It could be cool; if you hadn’t twitched so hard that night your hair wouldn’t have gotten burnt.
*snickers* If you were expecting a Tony-esque reaction, you are doomed to failure, chiya.
*stares right back, then slooooooowly crosses eyes*
… Dafuqnon, is that you?