☎: For a drunk phone call.

“Kenzzzz, Kenzi, I tried your advice and I was surrounded by guys all night Vex is soooo jealous. *hic* Did you know drinking this much is a really bad idea in a corset? Can’t breeeeeeee~athe.” *vague crashing sounds* “Whoops, there goes that stack! I have so many books, Kenz, it’s /amazing/. And this corset comes off with /latches/!”