Put “Thwack!” in my inbox and my muse will respond to yours slapping their ass.
“That’s my ass!
Do I even know you?”
“Nope! But you have a nice ass, and turnabout is fair play.”
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Puck, you are a very dangerous fey. *shakes her head at him*
*cuddles both twins bc sad feels and cute twins and crack*
*cuddles back* you wont catch me on fire if we hug right?
no it doesn’t work that way *pets hair* I can’t make fire by accident