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“The word cross-breed works just as well when you think about it. I understand where they get the term from, but it seems more… degrading to them, than just simply calling them a cross-breed. Considering cross-breed could mean more than just two types of cat.” Instead of just looking at the phone screen, Robert took the phone right from Summer’s hands, looking at the picture more closely. “A lovely feline. Truthfully, I don’t care too much what breed I get, as long as they’re in need of help, a good home, and I know how to take care of that certain breed.”

“I’ve never had a purebred at all. I love my kitties for their sweet stinker hearts and personalities, and I just know too damn much about how some of the breeds get fixed. Just, like … you know, one of the up and coming cat breeds is the Munchkin, the ones with the dachshund leg mutation? And I can’t stand that, actually, because there’s health problems associated with it, but nobody seems to care, it’s all about how cute they are with their little short legs. Same like Persians, with the flat faces, and those poor kitties struggle with nasal problems, and it’s just wrong.” She spread her hands, looking down into the palms. “Almost all the cats I’ve ever had have been strays or adopted animal rescue kittens — in some cases literally. Doc and Kronos were born basically on my doorstep.”

It occurred to her that she was babbling again. “Sorry. Sorry. Sometimes I get carried away talking about my furry stinkers.”

“You probably know, but every cat breed comes with health problems. It’s detecting them and taking care of them in the right way that keeps the health problem from becoming just that—a problem.” If Robert was truthful, he was pretty sure his cats weren’t purebreds either, but it sure didn’t mean he loved them any less. And so far, both had no trace of a health issue, but, that could change, and he’d be sure to bring them to a vet immediately to help them get better again. “Some people don’t pay attention to the health problems of the breeds themselves, sticking with the cute looks. But, even breeds that are better off, than say the Persians and Munchkins, have health issues of their own. So no matter what breed you get, problems can come about.” 

A smile crept onto Robert’s face as Summer immediately apologized for her babbling. A shake of the head, and a larger smile was his reaction before opening his mouth. “Hey, it’s about cats. I’m good with that. In fact, I’ve been known to go on tangents about my own cats, that people have had to stop me.”

“I can’t imagine anyone would!” Summer laughed. She collected her phone back, glancing down at the screen. “Oh, shit, I didn’t realise it was that time. I can’t — I have to go. I didn’t mean to take up your time like this; I just wanted to give you the present.” Putting her hand over her heart, she gave Robert a little bow. “Happy birthday, Mr Downey.”

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When Summer spoke up, he pulled away a bit, but kept his hands on her shoulders, smile placed upon his face. “If you don’t mind me saying, if I didn’t have cats, I might have had to get one to make some use of the catnip. And honestly, I wouldn’t be completely against that.” Robert’s thoughts jumbled when Summer mentioned ‘moggie’ cats. What in heaven’s name was a ‘moggie’ cat? “A moggie cat? You mean like… a cross-breed, correct? Is that a new word for that, because I’m unaware of what that term means.”

“No, a moggie is — it’s to cats what mutt is to dogs. I mean, I guess a cross-breed would be a moggie, but it’s derived from mongrel. So it’s more cats whose heritage is just whatever. All four of mine are just whatever, street cat types.” Summer fumbled in her pocket for her smartphone. “Helios doesn’t look it, though. He’s a Ragdoll throwback, I think. All his sibs were black and shorthaired, and he’s got six inch deep fur.” She unlocked the phone screen, and then turned it to Robert. “See?

“The word cross-breed works just as well when you think about it. I understand where they get the term from, but it seems more… degrading to them, than just simply calling them a cross-breed. Considering cross-breed could mean more than just two types of cat.” Instead of just looking at the phone screen, Robert took the phone right from Summer’s hands, looking at the picture more closely. “A lovely feline. Truthfully, I don’t care too much what breed I get, as long as they’re in need of help, a good home, and I know how to take care of that certain breed.”

“I’ve never had a purebred at all. I love my kitties for their sweet stinker hearts and personalities, and I just know too damn much about how some of the breeds get fixed. Just, like … you know, one of the up and coming cat breeds is the Munchkin, the ones with the dachshund leg mutation? And I can’t stand that, actually, because there’s health problems associated with it, but nobody seems to care, it’s all about how cute they are with their little short legs. Same like Persians, with the flat faces, and those poor kitties struggle with nasal problems, and it’s just wrong.” She spread her hands, looking down into the palms. “Almost all the cats I’ve ever had have been strays or adopted animal rescue kittens — in some cases literally. Doc and Kronos were born basically on my doorstep.”

It occurred to her that she was babbling again. “Sorry. Sorry. Sometimes I get carried away talking about my furry stinkers.”

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iamthefirechild:

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“Actually it’s not too uncommon for cats to eat catnip as well. It doesn’t hurt them, and some say it might actually help their digestive systems. Listen to me, sounding like some sort of cat expert.” Wow, that was entirely unexpected if you asked him. He shrugged his shoulders a bit. “Trust me, it’s okay. This right here is nice enough. Don’t have to cover every role. You’d be getting tons of things.” Without warning, Robert set the box aside and put his arms around Summer, squeezing her slightly. “Seriously, thank you. It’s a great gift.”

The sudden hug startled Summer. Feeling a little awkward, she hugged him back. He smelled nice, warm and clean and something else she thought might be aftershave. “I’m really glad you like it. I actually had forgotten you had cats; I just remembered that you liked them so I filled out the spaces with that stuff. And here it seems you know almost as much as I do about cats. Are yours purebreds, or just moggie cats?”

When Summer spoke up, he pulled away a bit, but kept his hands on her shoulders, smile placed upon his face. “If you don’t mind me saying, if I didn’t have cats, I might have had to get one to make some use of the catnip. And honestly, I wouldn’t be completely against that.” Robert’s thoughts jumbled when Summer mentioned ‘moggie’ cats. What in heaven’s name was a ‘moggie’ cat? “A moggie cat? You mean like… a cross-breed, correct? Is that a new word for that, because I’m unaware of what that term means.”

“No, a moggie is — it’s to cats what mutt is to dogs. I mean, I guess a cross-breed would be a moggie, but it’s derived from mongrel. So it’s more cats whose heritage is just whatever. All four of mine are just whatever, street cat types.” Summer fumbled in her pocket for her smartphone. “Helios doesn’t look it, though. He’s a Ragdoll throwback, I think. All his sibs were black and shorthaired, and he’s got six inch deep fur.” She unlocked the phone screen, and then turned it to Robert. “See?

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iamthefirechild:

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Robert pulled the books from the box, taking a good look at them. At least someone paid attention to the fact he actually enjoyed the Chinese culture and what not. Plus, now he had more reading material for flights back and forth between countries. “Which works out wonderfully. Plus you hit the Iron Man idea, and thought of my cats too. They’ve been overdue for some new toys, and they’ll go nuts over the catnip. Between the both of us, I try not to give them a whole lot, otherwise things end up broken from them reacting to it.” He returned the books to the box before putting the paper inside it as well, shutting the box afterward. “This was perfect. Thank you. I really do appreciate it.”

“One of my cats thinks catnip is for eating,” she confessed, her smile turning mischievous. “If I put it on a scratchy box he licks the box. Phoebe and Kronos get stoned on it.” She paused to consider. “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Doc react to catnip. It’s probably just as well.” Looking from the box back up to his face, she added, “I couldn’t think of anything worthwhile that was Sherlock Holmes related. I’m sorry.”

“Actually it’s not too uncommon for cats to eat catnip as well. It doesn’t hurt them, and some say it might actually help their digestive systems. Listen to me, sounding like some sort of cat expert.” Wow, that was entirely unexpected if you asked him. He shrugged his shoulders a bit. “Trust me, it’s okay. This right here is nice enough. Don’t have to cover every role. You’d be getting tons of things.” Without warning, Robert set the box aside and put his arms around Summer, squeezing her slightly. “Seriously, thank you. It’s a great gift.”

The sudden hug startled Summer. Feeling a little awkward, she hugged him back. He smelled nice, warm and clean and something else she thought might be aftershave. “I’m really glad you like it. I actually had forgotten you had cats; I just remembered that you liked them so I filled out the spaces with that stuff. And here it seems you know almost as much as I do about cats. Are yours purebreds, or just moggie cats?”

incredibly-gifted-faker:

iamthefirechild:

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iamthefirechild:

“Nono, there’s stuff /in/ the box.” There was a lot, actually. A couple of books she hoped he’d like, a couple of bracelets she’d made with the Iron Man helmet and the arc reactor in beadwork, some cat toys and a little, carefully labelled, packet of catnip, because she heard he liked cats. “But the box is for keeping, too.”

Well that answered that question. Managing to get the box out of the paper with little ripping of it, for which Robert was glad because damn did he want to save the paper, he opened the lid of the box and took a look inside. At peering at what was held inside, the actor’s face lit up, his face clearly showing his surprise. “And here I thought the paper was perfect. I’d say the gifts inside are even better than that. And some are handmade, which makes them even more special. Thanks. I appreciate it… more than I’m actually showing, if that’s even at all possible.”

She coloured, smiling so hard she thought her face might split. “I’m so glad. I tried to think of good things, instead of being all fangirl. I thought, since you seemed to really be interested in Asian things, you would like these books, since they’re based on Chinese history … ” Wow, okay, his emotions were almost overwhelming. It /was/ nice to be able to know that he really did like it a lot, though.

Robert pulled the books from the box, taking a good look at them. At least someone paid attention to the fact he actually enjoyed the Chinese culture and what not. Plus, now he had more reading material for flights back and forth between countries. “Which works out wonderfully. Plus you hit the Iron Man idea, and thought of my cats too. They’ve been overdue for some new toys, and they’ll go nuts over the catnip. Between the both of us, I try not to give them a whole lot, otherwise things end up broken from them reacting to it.” He returned the books to the box before putting the paper inside it as well, shutting the box afterward. “This was perfect. Thank you. I really do appreciate it.”

“One of my cats thinks catnip is for eating,” she confessed, her smile turning mischievous. “If I put it on a scratchy box he licks the box. Phoebe and Kronos get stoned on it.” She paused to consider. “I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Doc react to catnip. It’s probably just as well.” Looking from the box back up to his face, she added, “I couldn’t think of anything worthwhile that was Sherlock Holmes related. I’m sorry.”

incredibly-gifted-faker:

iamthefirechild:

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“Did you just ruin the surprise for me? By telling me it was a box? Or is there something in the box that’s the actual gift and not the box? The paper is very nice by the way.” In fact, he even tried to unwrap the gift without ripping the paper in any way. Hey, it was nice paper—he was going to keep it, what with the Iron Man print all over it.

“Nono, there’s stuff /in/ the box.” There was a lot, actually. A couple of books she hoped he’d like, a couple of bracelets she’d made with the Iron Man helmet and the arc reactor in beadwork, some cat toys and a little, carefully labelled, packet of catnip, because she heard he liked cats. “But the box is for keeping, too.”

Well that answered that question. Managing to get the box out of the paper with little ripping of it, for which Robert was glad because damn did he want to save the paper, he opened the lid of the box and took a look inside. At peering at what was held inside, the actor’s face lit up, his face clearly showing his surprise. “And here I thought the paper was perfect. I’d say the gifts inside are even better than that. And some are handmade, which makes them even more special. Thanks. I appreciate it… more than I’m actually showing, if that’s even at all possible.”

She coloured, smiling so hard she thought her face might split. “I’m so glad. I tried to think of good things, instead of being all fangirl. I thought, since you seemed to really be interested in Asian things, you would like these books, since they’re based on Chinese history … ” Wow, okay, his emotions were almost overwhelming. It /was/ nice to be able to know that he really did like it a lot, though.

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iamthefirechild:

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“So I’ve heard.” He takes the gift, his eyes immediately staring at the wrapping paper. “How do you even find this stuff? I’ve clearly been looking in the wrong areas. Should I open it now or wait until next year?”

“You should open it now. I made it, actually. Well, okay, I bought the box — it’s for keeping things in — but I made the paper — ” She shut up. Babbling. Bad. Don’t babble. She put her hands behind her back, yanking on the end of her braid before pulling it over one shoulder.

“Did you just ruin the surprise for me? By telling me it was a box? Or is there something in the box that’s the actual gift and not the box? The paper is very nice by the way.” In fact, he even tried to unwrap the gift without ripping the paper in any way. Hey, it was nice paper—he was going to keep it, what with the Iron Man print all over it.

“Nono, there’s stuff /in/ the box.” There was a lot, actually. A couple of books she hoped he’d like, a couple of bracelets she’d made with the Iron Man helmet and the arc reactor in beadwork, some cat toys and a little, carefully labelled, packet of catnip, because she heard he liked cats. “But the box is for keeping, too.”

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His response made some of the butterflies in her stomach go away. “You’re not the easiest person to find.” She held it out: a big box decorated with Iron Man designs. “Happy birthday.”

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“So I’ve heard.” He takes the gift, his eyes immediately staring at the wrapping paper. “How do you even find this stuff? I’ve clearly been looking in the wrong areas. Should I open it now or wait until next year?”

“You should open it now. I made it, actually. Well, okay, I bought the box — it’s for keeping things in — but I made the paper — ” She shut up. Babbling. Bad. Don’t babble. She put her hands behind her back, yanking on the end of her braid before pulling it over one shoulder.