*sing-song* Somebody didn’t do their research~

thoughts on Teen Wolf “Letharia Vulpina”

little worried by how embarrassed I feel to be watching this in front of my husband. I’m stupid.

those are interesting things to reinvoke for this episode

well, hello Deaton. Nice accent. Of course the white wolf is named “Snow”.

Deaton consistently knows an awful lot he probably shouldn’t know. How does he know these things?

good job obliterating four episodes of buildup

huh. golden fox eyes.

snap out of it, Scott, your pack is suffering.

I sincerely doubt Isaac’s going to stay dead

well, someone heals fast! What is up with agent mcdouche?

there, see, Isaac’s not dead, but that is a LOT of pain.

oh, Coach, good god. You’re nuts and I love you and your inability to show your humanity easily

first rule: nogitsune lie.

it moves like Stiles. Can we rely on that? Setting aside Dylan’s amazing acting abilities — can we rely on the physical differences from last ep to differentiate?

now what is Peter up to with Lydia?

there are a lot of unanswered questions right now. Danny /looked/ like he was freaking out, but there was no reason for it.

how hard do you have to slam down that emitter to embed it in the desk?

oooh, are Chris and Derek going to work together? I’d like that

they were not running at all like cross-country runners. Any of them.

Aaaaand there’s your major death.

oh, no, don’t do this, this is crap, don’t play us like this. just kill someone and be done with it

ugh, Peter, you — you. there are no words for you.

the nogitsune gave Stiles back for now so it could revel in breaking him, as well. It wants to watch him flail around trying to fix things.

aaaand what have you done with Stiles while you’re defusing the bomb?

what the hell just happened? Peter, shut up already!

kay, so there’s Stiles. No-Stiles has been having a lot of fun sneaking into people’s places, hasn’t he? Not going to risk his life protecting Chris, are you, Derek?

then why is Malia a coyote and not a wolf?

Kira is now pack.

and THAT is No-Stiles. I wonder when the switch happened?

OH THAT IS JUST WRONG. It’s been No-Stiles all along.

God I want so badly to inject Summer into this scenario. After that bit with the emotions and the drawing and the pain-taking and the — PLEASE.

good job obliterating four episodes of buildup, writers

thoughts about Teen Wolf: Twisted

dude, Aiden, you still have your socks on. Not sexy!

Did Kira’s mom just —

Lydia with the voice of reason. Isaac shut up!

But what’s with the scissors DRIVEN into the bed?

Jesus — is his foot caught in a beartrap?!

oh. my. god. the plot thickens. a lot. disappearing chalk? some strange kind of shifter?

wow, talk about a network. I’m impressed.

Why does Isaac call him “Stilinski” instead of “Sheriff”?

are we talking a skinwalker here?

oh come on, Aiden, you’re an outsider, so see the things they can’t see because they’re too close!

How did Stiles get those strings that taut? Yarn and pushpins shouldn’t get that taut.

basically WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

I love shows like this (see: Lost Girl), but fuck is it hard to have to watch them slowly.

japanese villain — TRANSLATION “I am — ” what?!?! no. villain speaking Japanese. The accent is wrong for that to be his native language. He doesn’t have any trouble with Stiles’ name.

OH UGH GOD NO GO AWAYAGOA WYAYAYA

I’m sitting here with my shoulders around my ears.

Aiden gentling Lydia … yesgood

ooooh, found the thing that split the mccalls! so — did he STOP drinking? Did he hit scott or melissa while drunk?

fuck this villain. fuck it. ugh. mouthful of teeths. you think you’re so clever with your riddles. fuck youuuuuuuu gollum had better riddles

WHAT IS INSIDE STILES’ HEAD

is the bear trap a metaphor for him being chained inside his own mind?

Derek, your prejudices are showing.

interesting height difference between agent and sheriff

there is an awful lot of this episode left, and now lydia mistrusts herself, which is going to be very bad.

ngh, sheriff pain

kira … magnetized that bat that hard? by accident?

UGH teen wolf fandom STOP SHIPPING and pay attention! Two people having a scene together does not a ship make!

reminding self that there’s still like six episodes left this thing could go ANYWHERE

why can he only mostly translate it? Internment camp? that explains the bandages. I think?

*snort* the name thing again

dear god, those two, and just. Wow. Fuck you Tyler Posey.

Lydia hearing what Stiles is hearing.

hmm, yes, good, a couple circles closing. Can y’all shut up about Cora now? Please?

so that whole scene at the beginning? Was that what was going on inside Stiles’ head while he was trying not to do something?

Stiles has the thing. 

oh god look at the way his motion changes

get off Stiles get off him get off get off it has him entirely get off

dude do you want to mess with a senior kitsune?