#is this summer
#bc she’s has licked my abs without permission before
#i don’t like this
#i did not do the thing
#why do you assume i did the thing
#if i lick ur abs again its bc ur begging me to
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[text to: gazelle boy] maybe you can explain it to me some time
[text to: gazelle boy] are you texting while driving?
[text: Summer] …
[text to: gazelle boy] I’m going to pretend you have a handsfree speech-to-text app
[text to: gazelle boy] or possibly that you aren’t actually coming because that is just how this night has gone
[text to: gazelle boy] sucks. maybe if you just ask her straight out. I’m a big fan of the honest approach
[text: Summer] it’s a little more complicated than that
[text to: gazelle boy] maybe you can explain it to me some time
[text to: gazelle boy] are you texting while driving?
“I’m trying to figure out why my wallflower status and inability to flirt and lack of being kissed bothers you.”
“And why you’re insisting I’m hot, which I’m not. On a good day I manage plain.”
”It doesn’t bother me, you’re the one who brought it up. All I did was ask if you were going to Danny’s party and you started talking about being a wallflower.”
”As for you being hot, I’m not insisting so much as… acknowledging. Yeah, that’s the word I’m looking for.”
“If I hadn’t mentioned it, you would have asked me why I wasn’t going,” she pointed out. “Then we’d still be right back here, because you seem to want to fix it and I don’t understand.”
“Dammit, you cannot acknowledge something that doesn’t exist!”
“I’m not hot, that is entirely the point here,” she protested.
“You are really strange.”
”What does that have to do with anything?”
”Also, I disagree.”
“I’m trying to figure out why my wallflower status and inability to flirt and lack of being kissed bothers you.”
“And why you’re insisting I’m hot, which I’m not. On a good day I manage plain.”
anybody who sasses you that much I need to follow
[text to: gazelle boy] I figured you’d be together a lot
[text to: gazelle boy] hot guy cute girl
[text to: gazelle boy] ignore me I’m stupid
[text: Summer] Yeah well she’s been giving a lot of mixed signals so…
[text to: gazelle boy] sucks. maybe if you just ask her straight out. I’m a big fan of the honest approach
[text to: gazelle boy] what happened to that girl you said you liked
[text to: gazelle boy] I should have driven myself up here instead of getting a ride
[text: Summer] Nothing…?
[text: Summer] it’s not like we had plans to hang out tonight or anything
[text to: gazelle boy] I figured you’d be together a lot
[text to: gazelle boy] hot guy cute girl
[text to: gazelle boy] ignore me I’m stupid
[text to: gazelle boy] state park fifty miles north of town.
[text to: gazelle boy] are you really coming up here?
[text: Summer] well i’ve got nothing better to do
[text: Summer] besides you complained when i didn’t offer to do anything
[text to: gazelle boy] what happened to that girl you said you liked
[text to: gazelle boy] I should have driven myself up here instead of getting a ride
[text to: gazelle boy] commiserate. pity me. offer to hit him for me. offer to rescue me
[text to: gazelle boy] why do I keep you
[text: Summer] fine
[text: Summer] you weren’t exactly saying you wanted me to do anything about it
[text: Summer] where are you?
[text to: gazelle boy] state park fifty miles north of town.
[text to: gazelle boy] are you really coming up here?