so my husband grilled a burger on our little indoor grill, and it made a lot — like a LOT — of smoke. Not enough to set off the alarm but enough to see. he went and opened the front door, which has a screen door on it, but it’s one of those screen doors that you have to slide the glass down to expose the screen — which he didn’t do.

when I pointed out to him that just opening the door wasn’t making any difference to the smoke he was so confused