Summer clasped her hands together and looked innocent. “Would I do a thing like that?”
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Probably lust.
muse: 
mun: *laughing like a loon*
Why the fuck is everything about sex appeal, and why is she acting like sex appeal and comedic talent are mutually exclusive? Does she hear what is coming out of her mouth?
THIS.
*stares in confusion*
From a British woman interviewer to a British woman actress. I don’t even.
Who is old?
*shakes cane*
“Are you threatening me?”
That depends on your definition of “threaten,” he smirked. I’m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won’t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.
“I hate it when you make sense. Will you just let it go?”
Only if you promise that you’ll ask next time.
“I said that already!”
Okay, then I’ll let it go.
She pounced at him and whapped him with a pillow.
“Are you threatening me?”
That depends on your definition of “threaten,” he smirked. I’m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won’t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.
“Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid her face in her hands. “Don’t be — don’t — I won’t.”
Merlin stared at her in confusion. Don’t what? I’m not trying to be cute. I’m being serious.
“I said okay! It’s just ice cream, they make more.”
Yes, but not around here, not for another 1200 years. I can only get this when I go to another time and someone else gets it for me since I don’t have any of their money.
“I hate it when you make sense. Will you just let it go?”
Only if you promise that you’ll ask next time.
“I said that already!”
“Are you threatening me?”
That depends on your definition of “threaten,” he smirked. I’m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won’t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.
“Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid her face in her hands. “Don’t be — don’t — I won’t.”
Merlin stared at her in confusion. Don’t what? I’m not trying to be cute. I’m being serious.
“I said okay! It’s just ice cream, they make more.”
Yes, but not around here, not for another 1200 years. I can only get this when I go to another time and someone else gets it for me since I don’t have any of their money.
“I hate it when you make sense. Will you just let it go?”
“Are you threatening me?”
That depends on your definition of “threaten,” he smirked. I’m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won’t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.
She spluttered. “Don’t touch the hair!”
Then don’t touch the ice cream without permission. He folded his arms across his chest.
“You can’t eat that much by yourself, come on, Merlin. I was just protecting you from a stomachache.”
I wouldn’t have gotten a stomachache. Believe it or not, I do know my limits. He sighed, Besides, it was more that you took it without permission than anything else.
“Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid her face in her hands. “Don’t be — don’t — I won’t.”
Merlin stared at her in confusion. Don’t what? I’m not trying to be cute. I’m being serious.
“I said okay! It’s just ice cream, they make more.”