And now, I show you my face, and depart with the feeling of a job well done. You really shouldn’t challenge a wordsmith to this kind of game, kid.

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“I would clap right now if situations were different.”

“Oh, well, you can clap if you like, though I don’t know that you want to be moving your hands — you’ll have someone’s eye out with that.”