“You’re half an animal. Deaton is a vet specialized on supernatural animals. You should ask him.”“But I don’t have fleas.”
“But you definitely, definitely have cooties, and that should be checked out.”
“I’ve told him to shower. He won’t listen. He just pretends he’s a full on wolf and licks himself clean.”
“I think we should push him in a lake or something. That would drown the fleas, right?”