*crawls in a hole and pulls it in after her* I do not need a fifth account just to make a surprise for a friend work. I really wanted someone else to do this character so /I/ could develop a little too, y’know. But noooooo I’m not important enough. Four people. I ask four people, different people who don’t even know each other, and every single time they say oh yes I can do that and then come back a week later with sorry I’m not good enough/lazy whatever for this.

Just fuck me sideways with a hot iron rod already. Honestly.