clxustrophxbic:

iamthefirechild:

“Oh.”

[ diffidently ]

“So … is the view better from this angle?”

“Ok… I’m over it.”

[ muttering ]

“I knew this was a joke.”

[ walks away ]

clxustrophxbic:

iamthefirechild:

“Okay, fine. You were staring at my ass because you wanted to be staring at my ass. You don’t seem to be having that much trouble talking to me, Isaac.”

“Look, it’s easier to talk when I’m kinda mad, m’kay?! It’s hard to explain.”

“Oh.”

[ diffidently ]

“So … is the view better from this angle?”

clxustrophxbic:

iamthefirechild:

[ she gives up ]

“Honey, look — whatever your name is — I’m sure you meant to be flattering, but I’m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to me like a normal human being, fine, great, let’s go. But this staring and stumbling and stuttering just makes me think someone put you up to this as a big joke on me, and I am tired of it. So you go on back to your buddies and you tell them I didn’t fall for your little prank.”

“ — — Isaac. And, hey, I’m not that good at talking to people. I don’t really have friends, so stop being so full of yourself! It wasn’t a prank or whatever you said.”

“Okay, fine. You were staring at my ass because you wanted to be staring at my ass. You don’t seem to be having that much trouble talking to me, Isaac.”

clxustrophxbic:

iamthefirechild:

“My /ass/? Was /intriguing/? Will you please make sense?”

“ — — It had been a good idea at the time…!”

[ she gives up ]

“Honey, look — whatever your name is — I’m sure you meant to be flattering, but I’m not, really. So, you know, you want to talk to me like a normal human being, fine, great, let’s go. But this staring and stumbling and stuttering just makes me think someone put you up to this as a big joke on me, and I am tired of it. So you go on back to your buddies and you tell them I didn’t fall for your little prank.”