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[v; let’s keep this professional] “Looks like you did nude modelling before you came here.”

147lbsofdeath:

“Is that a pick up line? Cause it’s cute.
But nah son. This body is in limited condition.
Never been seen before… Don’t tell Chris.”

She snorted. “Sweetie, I’m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?” She flourished the printed photograph at him. “So this isn’t you? Because it sure looks like you.”

M!A: Deadly Isomniac for 72 Hours || Open to all

imaidenanditscomplicated:

Aiden yawned, he’d been up since 5 in the morning, it was just starting to finally hit him. He yawned again while adjusting the the bags in his hands, all he had to do was make it home, then he could sleep. He was looking down and he didn’t even see the person he ran into, dropping the bags in his hands.

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there. Are you okay?”

“Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Let me — help you get — those — ” Summer reached out to snag something round that was rolling away. “Please tell me there wasn’t anything breakable in there.” She blinked up at him. “Dude, you look beat, if you don’t mind me saying.”