Today I has anniversary. So, bai!
NYOOM
Today I has anniversary. So, bai!
NYOOM
I’ve got an awful feeling this is functionally equivalent to going to a Robert Downey Jr concert.
A roomful of demographic.
@A Kevin Costner concert
going over to mom’s tonight. pretend you miss me.
I think I’ve followed fifty people in the last couple days and now as usual I’m sitting here flailing going ‘pay attention to meeeeee’
when i was a child i used to think teens were grown ups and when i was a teen i thought college students were grown ups and now that im a college student im just like what the hell is a grown up anymore
Now that I’m older than college age I’ve concluded that grown ups are a myth.
ugh why did I wait a whole day to brush my hair after washing it stupid stupid
*rejoices in the silliness that is Rescuers Down Under*
The worst possible thing: when your husband tries to sweetly wake you up to make love in the morning, and you’re so tired you have to turn him down.
I’m the worst wife ever.
help there is a small tortoiseshell cat in my bed and it looks like it’s plotting mischief