SO I was reading the Smaug chapters of The Hobbit at work today (aw yiss I have the best job) (book discussion on January 26th, everyone in Chicagoland is invited) and I had a Thought. And then I checked the Internet, and the Internet agrees with me.
There is a small,…
EGAD.
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Sheriff: You’re not gay.
Stiles: I — I might be!
Sheriff: Not dressed like that.
If I had an ooc tag, it would be outofambit. instead I have a roleplay tag. Should that be withinambit?
Finally I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself. I’m going to teach something relevant, something modern: the internet!
The internet is really really great.
For porn.
I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait-
For porn.
Huh? There’s always some new sight
For porn
I browse all day and night
For porn
It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light.
For porn!
Tony.
The internet is for porn.
Tony.
The internet is for porn.
What are you doing?
Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn porn!
”It’s true!”
“It’s not my fault that you’re being vague.” He grinned, poking her back. “Now what exactly do you want me to say?”
She wrinkled her nose at him disgustedly. “Tony. Fine.” She turned her face away, sighing a little. “Say you love me?”
Tony smirked. “Fine, since you asked so nicely.” He took a deep breath and smiled. “You love me.”
“Oh, god, I’m going to kill you,” she moaned, dragging her hands down her face. “Anthony Stark, do not trifle with my poor maiden’s heart. I know perfectly well /I/ love /you/.”
Step away from the fish
“Nothing.” She shook her head. “It’s a stupid bet anyway. I only made it so it wouldn’t hurt so much if you were just screwing with me.” Letting go the braid, she sat on his lap again. “Pizza man must be real busy tonight,” she murmured. “What will we do to pass the time?”
“You could just grab my hand and we could start the first of many cleanings this place will need over the next month.” Tony suggested with a laugh. “I might even help you.” He looked into Summer’s eyes. “But I feel like you had something else in mind?”
“You must think I’m a sucker, Tonybaby,” Summer purred. “It’s a stupid bet, but you wouldn’t like me when I’m cleaning. Another day, maybe. No, I think I’ll just sit here and practise kissing you.” Bracing her hands against his chest, she kissed him very lightly, flicking her tongue at his mouth.
“Tonybaby?” Tony laughed. “Does that mean I can call you Summer-sweetness?” A smile found its way to his lips as Summer pressed their lips together. “I guess I could help you practice with that.” He grinned wrapping his arms around her.
“You can call me anything except ‘hey you’.” She smiled and linked her arms around his neck, combing the fingers of one hand into his hair. “You think I’m sweet?”
What cat breed is your muse?
Sphynx 95%
Japanese Bobtail 92%
Turkish Van 92%
Snowshoe 90%
Balinese 88%
Burmese 88%
“Oh, you did now? Is it sweet?” he asked innocently.
“I think you’ll like it. Come here and unwrap it.”
A mischievous grin danced across his lips and he took a step towards her. “I love unwrapping presents.” He was slipping into his predatory mode as his eyes started to blacken.
She backed up a step, holding her linked wrists out toward him. “My safeword is moonlight,” she murmured, holding back her smile.
A low, possessive growl came from him. “Are you sure, Summer?”
Sweetly, she told him, “If you ignore my safeword, I’ll light you on fire. I’m sure. Come play.” She backed up another step.
//NEXT. WHO’S IN LINE FOR ASKBOX FLIRTS.
[ 😐 I tried, man, and you just yelled for Pepper!]