[text to: magic hands] I’m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party

geluisms:

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes.

[text to: magic hands] I’m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth.

[text to: magic hands] thank god y’all are on the same floor or I’d worry about getting you home

[text to: magic hands] do they make vegan hot dogs?