*grumbles falsely* I hate you. *hits him with the pillow repeatedly*
Touch me with that thing one more fucking time and I’ll shove it so far down your throat you’ll have to shit it out.
*hisses cat-like at him* I should set you on fire.
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You do this stuff on purpose to piss me off. *throws a pillow at him*
—Whatever.
*grumbles falsely* I hate you. *hits him with the pillow repeatedly*
Goddamnit, I don’t want to be sympathetic to you! Stop making me feel sorry for you. Rawr.
Oooh, don’t you look at me like that you bastard!
You do this stuff on purpose to piss me off. *throws a pillow at him*
Goddamnit, I don’t want to be sympathetic to you! Stop making me feel sorry for you. Rawr.
Oooh, don’t you look at me like that you bastard!
*smugly* Empath. Is /that/ what wolfbane does? Good to know.
[Mockingly.] No, actually, it doesn’t, but since you seem to be such an expert we’ll just go along with it.
Why are you always such an ass?
Because I’m…
Goddamnit, I don’t want to be sympathetic to you! Stop making me feel sorry for you. Rawr.
*smugly* Empath. Is /that/ what wolfbane does? Good to know.
[Mockingly.] No, actually, it doesn’t, but since you seem to be such an expert we’ll just go along with it.
Why are you always such an ass?
There’s a lot you aren’t /aware/ of. You’re too busy getting high.
Yep. You caught me. I’m a total and complete pothead indifferent to the rest of the world. How’d you know?
*smugly* Empath. Is /that/ what wolfbane does? Good to know.
No, ugh, you’re giving me a headache with the sarcasm you horrid boy.
I wasn’t previously aware that sarcasm had positive connotations.
There’s a lot you aren’t /aware/ of. You’re too busy getting high.
Oh my god stop taking drugs Isaac!
Fuck are you, my mom?
No, ugh, you’re giving me a headache with the sarcasm you horrid boy.
that’s my merlin, what are you doing?
get away from my merlin
i claimed him first, who do u think u are?
mine
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