“Alright, your eyebrows are pretty fabulous.”
“They’re like that murderer on Heroes.”
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I want you to know I saw that thing with the Lone Power and I broke down into such uproarious laughter that my cat came over to me, batted my leg, and meowed with concern in her voice. I want you to know that.
Katamari America
KnottaHooker: my favorite thing in fics is when steve’s in normal clothes and somehow attaches his shield to his back or something
KnottaHooker: like, do you have hooks in all your jackets?
PollyQ: he’s wearing a magnetic vest underneath his clothes
copperbadge: HAHAHA Steve experiments with using a magnet to carry his shield
copperbadge: Accidentally sticks himself to Iron Man
clockways: “accidently”
copperbadge: They walk into the kitchen. “DON’T LAUGH, JUST FIND A CROWBAR.”
copperbadge: Bucky tries to help….
KnottaHooker: is his shield magnetic?
copperbadge: It is in my universe. COMEDY.
copperbadge: Steve’s back is stuck to Tony’s chest, Bucky’s arm is stuck over Steve’s shoulders
copperbadge: Clint walks by. “I’m not asking.”
copperbadge: “Steve’s a fucking Katamari ball! Clint, help!”
tsumegoAlpha: …we need sam an rhodey to have been testing their tech this day
copperbadge: Haha Sam gets stuck to Steve’s other side, but he just slips out of his rig
copperbadge: His wings snap out and smack Bucky in the face
tsumegoAlpha: magnet-based metal clusterfuck in the kitchen!!!
Eruvadhril: Magnets stop being magnetic if you hit them hard enough
Em: Do you think the hammer’s magnetic?
copperbadge: Thor could reverse the polarity with electricity, couldn’t he?
copperbadge: “Breathe deeply, my friends. I, as you say on Midgard, Got This.”
PollyQ: sure, but then everyone’s fried
copperbadge: Tony starts screaming about grounding everyone first
copperbadge: Thor just goes for it. Steve spends two days with every hair on his body sticking straight out.
TRUE NATURE FACT: Wild lemurs have been observed using giant millipedes in a rather interesting fashion. They grab the millipede and nip it, which freaks the millipede out (understandably) so that it goes into its defensive mode and secretes this nasty toxic gunk that tastes foul and contains cyanide. The lemur proceeds to “milk” the gunk from the millipede, nipping it occasionally to keep it defensive, and rubs the gunk into its fur, where it acts as a natural pesticide, killing fleas and other parasites that make the lemur itchy.
This’d be cool in and of itself, but there’s another side effect. Apparently if you rub millipede goo on your fur, you get high. The lemurs—this has been observed in brown lemurs and in ringtails—display every sign of being high as little fuzzy kites. Their eyes get glazed and buggy, they stagger around in the branches, their tongues stick out, and I assume once the naturalists stop looking, they go pig out on Doritos and giggle a lot.
This is all really, honestly true (except for the Doritos.) So that got me thinking about brave lemur warriors, gallivanting around the canopy, who instead of flasks of brandy, keep their pet millipede around for those times when warrioring just gets too darn stressful. And hey, nobody likes fleas in their armor, so it’s probably good for that, too.
(Obviously millipede should only be used responsibly and in moderation. Do not millipede and drive. Just say no to millipede, kids! Etc.) – Ursula Vernon
What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical
That’s because he truly loves them and knows them
i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”
THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT
Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever
Best Super Villain Ever, I think you mean.
so my husband grilled a burger on our little indoor grill, and it made a lot — like a LOT — of smoke. Not enough to set off the alarm but enough to see. he went and opened the front door, which has a screen door on it, but it’s one of those screen doors that you have to slide the glass down to expose the screen — which he didn’t do.
when I pointed out to him that just opening the door wasn’t making any difference to the smoke he was so confused
this hit me just right today, I am trying really hard to not disturb my roomie from laughing too loud during her show now. egad.
inhale. exhale. don’t impale.
isaac’s version of conceal, don’t feel.
✺
Erica couldn’t help but to laugh as Summer smacked straight into a lamp post. “Oh my god, are you ok?” She was giggling as she walked over to her and put her arms around her shoulder.
“Because, I asked if it was a boy and you said yes..Ok so he’s in our year. Is he…supernatural?” She figured that the answer would be no but she had to ask.
“Argh, I’m so bad at this.” Summer facepalmed briefly. “Yes. Yes he is. I should’ve just told you, because you already know all the right questions to ask.”
Erica scanned her mind through all the possible candidates before she gasped. “Oh my god it’s Isaac! You like Isaac! Aww, that’s so cute. You guys would be so cute together!” Erica was so excited.
“Shhhh!” She tried to clamp a hand over Erica’s mouth. “Shhh! He doesn’t know. He doesn’t know it’s me. Okay? Nobody knows it’s me. I thought you liked him.”
