“I feel like my brain is coming out my ears, Jarvis.”
“Oh my. While that does sound alarming, I’m reasonably certain that coffee or Advil might prove more helpful.”
“I don’t drink coffee — how do you not know I don’t drink coffee — and the painkillers aren’t /working/. If I throw myself from the top of the Tower, do you think it will hurt less?”
“If you say ‘for a price’ I will hit you. Do I know you?”
“What sort of price could be exchanged? You people certainly have an odd way of doing things.”
”If you wanted to be dead I could have very well killed you where you stood.”
”No, I don’t believe you do. I can’t recall ever seeing your face before.”
“Do you … usually offer to kill random strangers on request? I mean, you could have fun trying, but the point still stands.”
“Please kill me now.”
“While I am admittedly inexperienced with human matters, that seems a touch drastic.”
“I feel like my brain is coming out my ears, Jarvis.”
“Please kill me now.”
“That can be arranged.”
“If you say ‘for a price’ I will hit you. Do I know you?”
don’t fucking post asking if anyone wants a thing and then ignore the one person who wants a thing
“Please kill me now.”
Tardis Cat Tree.
I wish I was a catCat tree my ass.
This is my new home.
