Yes now shut up. You’re much nicer when you don’t talk and I’m just looking at you.
[brow raises] Is there attraction I hear in your voice?
Yes. What part of ‘shut up’ are you having trouble with? Or do I have to shut you up forcibly?
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*also grumbles something slightly more coherent about Sherlock and /his/ illegal gorgeousness and stupid annoying personality*
What was that? I didn’t hear you. Was it something about my gorgeousness?
Yes now shut up. You’re much nicer when you don’t talk and I’m just looking at you.
*also grumbles something slightly more coherent about Sherlock and /his/ illegal gorgeousness and stupid annoying personality*
*grumbles something incoherent about Stanley and his illegal gorgeousness*
Drunk Phone Call (Because those are always fun. Sorry I couldn’t send the symbol. Stuck on mobile at the moment).
☎: For a drunk phone call.
“Kenzzzz, Kenzi, I tried your advice and I was surrounded by guys all night Vex is soooo jealous. *hic* Did you know drinking this much is a really bad idea in a corset? Can’t breeeeeeee~athe.” *vague crashing sounds* “Whoops, there goes that stack! I have so many books, Kenz, it’s /amazing/. And this corset comes off with /latches/!”
*gnaws on Daniel* I brought you coffee.
Marry me. We can live forever as platonic spinsters.
I can’t; I need the sex. Find me a way to get the sex and I might change my mind.
