sirmordred-thedruid :
iamthefirechild :
what do you mean dropbears aren’t real
They are real.
My friend got attacked by one once, it was great. Got a scar on his face and all.
but you just said you convinced someone they were — doesn’t that imply they aren’t I thought dropbears were nice and went QUACK my whole life is a lie isn’t it
“Sherlock I’m going to sing the Grinch song at you until you put that down and pay attention to me.”
consultinsociopath :
iamthefirechild :
“Sherlock, you are not kissing me back.”
“Am I — am I supposed to?”
“Yes, you are.”
“Sherlock, you are not kissing me back.”
consultinsociopath :
iamthefirechild :
Sherlock, do shut up.
I — what?!
Much better.
Sherlock, do shut up.
consultinsociopath :
iamthefirechild :
You can’t talk if your mouth is busy with something else.
And what would it be busy with ?
My mouth. Do shut up, Sherlock.
*grumbles loudly about barechested Arthur and his damned sexiness and obliviousness*
consultinsociopath :
iamthefirechild :
Yes. What part of ‘shut up’ are you having trouble with? Or do I have to shut you up forcibly?
And how exactly would you do that?
You can’t talk if your mouth is busy with something else.
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