Tag Archives: merlinyouidioticservant

[text to: magic hands] suspicious. you two are plotting something.

merlinyouidioticservant:

iamthefirechild:

geluisms:

[text: Arthur’s Girl] Plot something? Against you? Never.

[text to: magic hands] not quite against. involving perhaps. what are you up to

[text: Arthur’s Girl] That is for Mordred and I to know.

[text: Arthur’s Girl] … But I’ll tell you when we think of something.

[text to: magic hands] what are you going to do, trick him into falling for me? That’s never going to happen, have you looked at me?

flatmate!au

” — well, no, you don’t really get to know who your neighbours are before you move in, Sam!” Summer laughs. “But I lucked out. I seem to have landed in a whole group of kindred spirits, it’s just a shame most of them are already paired off to each other. Seriously, it’s like incest or something.”

The people on the other side of the voice chat speak, and she grins and laughs again. “Fine, fine, I won’t use that word. But there are a lot of cute people here and I can’t touch! Merlin and Mordred are together, and let me tell you, I would be in that sandwich in a heartbeat. /Doc/ would be in that sandwich. I’m pretty sure Tony and Xavier are going out, too.” She sighs. “Yeah, I know, but there is one straight couple! … are you serious? I would go out with any of them in a heartbeat. Aithusa, Arthur — maybe not Sherlock. I’m not sure Sherlock has a libido.”

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Alright. See you.

The thing Summer will never get used to is the whole walking everywhere. She’s got a little folding cart; it’s not hard to plan to carry shopping about, but it’s still weird. Where she grew up, things just weren’t /close/ enough to walk to. Never mind public transport.

She stops at the foot of the stairs and looks up, then back down at the heap of sacks in her cart. “Well, here we go,” she mutters, and grabs three or four bags. 

[text to: magic hands] I’m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party

merlinyouspookyservant:

iamthefirechild:

merlinyouspookyservant:

iamthefirechild:

geluisms:

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes.

[text to: magic hands] I’m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth.

[text to: magic hands] thank god y’all are on the same floor or I’d worry about getting you home

[text to: magic hands] do they make vegan hot dogs?

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] I think that they do.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Don’t buy a lot though.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] I’ll probably be the only one to eat them.

[text to: magic hands] what’s mordred’s fav food?

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Let me ask really quick. I’ll let you know in a minute.

[text to: magic hands] I should introduce you guys to something weirdly american except I can’t think of anything

[text to: magic hands] I’m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party

merlinyouspookyservant:

iamthefirechild:

geluisms:

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes.

[text to: magic hands] I’m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth.

[text to: magic hands] thank god y’all are on the same floor or I’d worry about getting you home

[text to: magic hands] do they make vegan hot dogs?

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] I think that they do.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Don’t buy a lot though.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] I’ll probably be the only one to eat them.

[text to: magic hands] what’s mordred’s fav food?

[text to: magic hands] I’m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party

geluisms:

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa.

[text to: Arthur’s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes.

[text to: magic hands] I’m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth.

[text to: magic hands] thank god y’all are on the same floor or I’d worry about getting you home

[text to: magic hands] do they make vegan hot dogs?